Rabbits are from Mars, Turtles are from Venus

Have you ever wondered why there are so many confused and insecure people out there? Well I haven't. A lot of comes from solar flares. Think of the possibilities! A baby is born.. a solar flare pops some electromagnetic waves through the Van Allen plasma belts and Voila! Now sometimes things get confused. This explains why some turtles think other rabbits are really turtles and rabbits think other rabbits are really turtles.. finally what happens is a lot of confusion. I have figured out the answer to this problem, but you will have to tune in next week to find out. ta....